Although I know nobody will believe me. If you wish to slip me some sodium thiopental, go for it.
I have no idea who these Kate and Jon Gosselin characters are and I don't think I want to know.
They are in every third headline on the news and I avoid them like I would a leper. I feel as if their story would cause me anger, strife and force me to stab myself repeatedly with a fork.
The end.
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ReplyDeleteIs it that hard to believe?
ReplyDeleteYou spend 11 a days on PerezHilton, so yes I would think at some point you read something about them.
ReplyDeleteI really need to poop.
I swear I don't read about them though. I take it as a badge of honor knowing I know nothing about those two.
ReplyDeleteAh. Waste elimination. Good stuff. I've started using Charmin Ultra as of about a month ago and I gotta tell you, it's a great toilet paper. It receives a recommendation from Joe.
I don't think my ass would know the difference. It's all toilet paper to me. Not like I wipe like a manic or anything. As long as it's not sand paper I think I'm good.
ReplyDeleteThank you Fecal Fairy for your glowing recommendation of Charmin. Do we have them as a sponsor for this blog? Maybe we should and then we'll get free rolls of Charmin.
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