Tuesday, September 29, 2009

OMG You Guys!!! This Is Like So Epic!!!

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Are Back Together!

Oh thank goodness. I mean since they broke up I haven't slept much. Seeing two attractive people with wealth and opulence break up was too much of a human tragedy. If those two kids couldn't make it in this crazy world, did anyone have a shot? Did you think Kim would ever find another man? She's beautiful and famous for some reason, along with living in Los Angeles. He's good looking, built like a rock (I feel weird typing that) lives in fucking New Orleans and is a professional athlete. Good thing they got back together. I'm sure they were running low on options.

Talk about a busy week for the Kardashian family! Just a day after sister Khloe tied the knot

Is she the short one or the funny looking one? I missed the last few crazy episodes of their show and keep getting them mixed up. I'm kidding by the way. I have seen every episode. It's such a bad show but I can't pull away. I feel morose for admitting to that guilty pleasure. And yes, I'm aware that Khloe is the funny looking one.

with L.A. Lakers player Lamar Odom,

Yeah he's kinda funny looking too. They should have lots of non attractive, interesting looking kids together that can dunk.



The Beautiful Couple


big sister
Kim Kardashian officially reconciled with her NFL running back beau, Reggie Bush.

Brings tears to my eyes. Oh merciful joy. This will help New Orleans get past that Katrina thing from a few years ago.

"They're totally back together for real," says a source close to the couple.

And followed with "OMG they are like the cutest thing ever! It's like looking at a thousand puppies when they are together. No fake. No fake."

"Kim and Reggie spent a few months apart getting their priorities together and figuring out who they were as individuals so they can make it work together."

Who they were as individuals? I'm sorry I know nothing of their personal lives and what happened to lead to their initial break up so speculation is stupid. However, she's a yuppy celebutate who models and co-owns a boutique with her nutty sisters. He is a competent millionaire football player. It should be pretty fucking obvious who there were as individuals. If you are referring to their personalities, well she's a yuppy celebutate. He kinda comes across as a smug, arrogant athlete who is third on the Saints in rushing. I'm fairly certain they haven't drastically changed in three months.

And to be fair I'm basing Reggie's arrogance on his handling of the Pac-10/NCAA investigation of the Michael Michaels scandal. Fair or not, the way he chose to dodge the situation, although I realize many people who have done exactly what he did, left a bad impression with me. If you are unfamiliar with what I am talking about, here's a great debriefing of the situation.

Says another pal: "They are still very much in love."

Lollipops and balloons for everyone.

Kardashian, 28, and Bush, 24, amicably split in July. They were spotted together in New Orleans just three weeks later, but did not reconcile at the time.

Nope, no reconciliation. They probably just had lots of sex.

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