Thursday, October 1, 2009

Please Don't Call Shenanigans On This

Although I know nobody will believe me. If you wish to slip me some sodium thiopental, go for it.

I have no idea who these Kate and Jon Gosselin characters are and I don't think I want to know.

They are in every third headline on the news and I avoid them like I would a leper. I feel as if their story would cause me anger, strife and force me to stab myself repeatedly with a fork.

The end.

5 comments:

  1. Is it that hard to believe?

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  2. You spend 11 a days on PerezHilton, so yes I would think at some point you read something about them.

    I really need to poop.

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  3. I swear I don't read about them though. I take it as a badge of honor knowing I know nothing about those two.

    Ah. Waste elimination. Good stuff. I've started using Charmin Ultra as of about a month ago and I gotta tell you, it's a great toilet paper. It receives a recommendation from Joe.

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  4. I don't think my ass would know the difference. It's all toilet paper to me. Not like I wipe like a manic or anything. As long as it's not sand paper I think I'm good.

    Thank you Fecal Fairy for your glowing recommendation of Charmin. Do we have them as a sponsor for this blog? Maybe we should and then we'll get free rolls of Charmin.

    Get ZombieLovage to contact Charmin.

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