Please Don't Call Shenanigans On This

Although I know nobody will believe me. If you wish to slip me some sodium thiopental, go for it.

I have no idea who these Kate and Jon Gosselin characters are and I don't think I want to know.

They are in every third headline on the news and I avoid them like I would a leper. I feel as if their story would cause me anger, strife and force me to stab myself repeatedly with a fork.

The end.