Chris Bosh is Making Himself Relevant During the Playoffs

At least you decided you're not going to stay in Toronto.

Yeah. Sure you meant that. Good recovery. Not.

There is no way you're staying. If you're staying then I am South African cleric and activist, Desmond Tutu.If you want me to vote I'll say the Indiana Pacers. Why? I don't know.

Seriously, you're asking fans to vote? You know you won't value their opinion. It's the fans. This guy was voted an All-Star this year while accumulating lofty statistics (playing in 28 out of 82 games) like averaging 13.8 points per game, the same average as Nene Hilario. You want the next ten years of your life determined by the people who made Allan Iverson an All-Star this year?

It's a nice attempt to be cute but you should put up a more realistic Twitter message like "I'm going to the city with the best whores and best night life. Fuck your opinion. You think I really want to spend a bunch of years of my life living in Utah? Keep quiet and fetch me a soda." That might be too long for a Twitter messages, but that's not the point. At least it's more believable than your veiled approach pretending the opinion of some fat guy who is sitting in his bed in Nova Scotia and alternating between sending you a twit and looking up porn of Lily Thai matters.

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