Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Are Call-Girls/Prostitutes Allowed to Ask for Favors?

 

This girl new her bread and butter from an early age

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If you haven't followed the sex scandal currently rocking French soccer it involves the young entrepreneurial strumpet pictured above, Zahia Deha, and her engaging in sexual congress with a number of high profile players, including Franck Ribery, Sidney Govou and Karim Benzema. The potential waves this may cause France with the World Cup around the corner are large enough to drown the team. You can read about it here and here. What's most damaging is that Zahia had relations with these guys in exchange for monetary "donations" before she turned 18, which is a no no even in France.

Ribery is the most high-profile player connected with the scandal because of his working-class up bringing, senior status on the French national team and, unlike the other players involved, is married. Franck even converted to Islam to marry his wife, Wahiba. Franck is also ugly as sin and without his money would have no chance of shtooping someone like Zahia.



Once again, this is Zahia

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Advantage: Zahia

There's no point rendering an opinion or my thoughts which you can find on countless other website. Instead, I'm going to do the Sunny Side thing and take other issues to ponder. The question I have, which will lead to further questions, is this:

Are call-girls/prostitutes allowed to ask for favors? Even if they aren't, nobody will tell them no so should they follow through with specific requests?

I wonder if that though ever crosses their mind . Let’s assume Zahia has a younger brother. Before we get to the hypothetical situation, what if she did have a younger brother? If she did have a younger brother, he probably has masturbated to his sister everyday. Right? I know I know…incestual and gross and most people would never do that but I’m fairly certain if my sister looked like that I might be aroused. It isn't gross, unlike this couple. I mean, look at her. That might be a situation where I’m like “look sis, we kinda have to have sex…sorry.” Actually, could you imagine being her brother? You know for a fact all of your friends jerk off to her. They probably love coming over to the family pool and seeing your sister. On top of that you hear “dude your sister is so effing hot the things I would do to her” eighteen times a day. Although I’m guessing given her profession, a 15 year old boy wouldn’t last more than two minutes before the dynamite goes boom.

But I digress. I was going somewhere before I got side tracked.

Oh yeah…favors…

So Zahia’s 16 year old brother worships Ribery or Benzema. He has their posters on his wall, play them in FIFA 10. He is so excited for the World Cup and to see his fellow Frenchmen compete for the championship. Do you think Zahia ever gets signed balls or autographs from them as gifts for friends and family? Would that be too inconspicuous? Would she ever say “hey Franck, thanks for the fuck. You gave me great anal and I loved feeling you inside of my ass while I pounded my pussy with a dildo. Oh by the way, Marcel, my brother, is a huge fan. Could you give me a few autographs? It would make his life”

Would the above situation step over professional courtesy? Would any lines be crossed?

I imagine the scene with her brother would go something like this:

[Plane trip home]
[This is translated into English but it should be read in a snooty French accent]
[Zahia see her brother and begins to speak]

Zahia: I have a gift for you
Marcel: Where were you this weekend?
Zahia: I was out with friends.
Marcel: All weekend?
Zahia: Um…sleep over.
Marcel: Why does your luggage say “Kaiserslautern” on it?
Zahia: It was my friend’s bag. She went to Kaiserslautern.
Marcel: Oh. Cause I was going to say. You don’t have a job. How can you afford a flight to Kaiserslautern? Actually, that bag looks like mom’s.
Zahia: Yeah…so anyway, check this out

[Pulls out a Franck Ribery signed futbol]
[In excitement, Marcel defecates in his pants]

Marcel: NO WAY
Zahia: So you like it?
Marcel: OMG OMG OMG my life is complete! It’s even personalized
Zahia: I’m glad
Marcel: Wait…the ball says “to Zahia’s brother Marcel. Your 18 year old sister is wonderful.” You know Ribery!?!?! Also, you just turned 17.
Zahia: I met him at Futbolcon 2010. It was this weekend. Don’t worry about the age thing.
Marcel: Ribery plays for Bayern Munich. They played FC Kaiserslautern this weekend.
Zahia: Just enjoy the ball you inquisitive ingrate.
Marcel: You mind if I masturbate to you?
Zahia: Ok, I think this ficticous scene is about to approach a very sketchy taboo place and it's going on too long and is losing it's humor so I'm going to end it...now.

What happens with this scandal, I don't care. As long as France doesn't win the World Cup.


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Oh, and what the hell. Here is Zahia dancing:



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