College Basketball Started?

UCLA Has Fantastic Cheerleaders, Especially This Girl

If you missed it last night's action:

(12) Connecticut 76, Hofstra 67 - I'll tell you what, Hofstra is going to be pretty good this year. Charles Jenkins is no joke.

(9) Duke 101, Charlotte 59 - Enjoy losing in the Sweet Sixteen this year, Duke.

(19) Georgetown 46, Temple 45 - This was one of the worst college basketball games I've ever watched. I felt like there was peach baskets and James Naismith running around because there is no way that game was played in 2009.

(23) Illinois 80, Northern Illinois 61 - For bragging rights of Illinois. Not only did Northern Illinois lose but the students then realized they go to school at Northern Illinois, thus worsening the blow.

(1) Kansas 57, Memphis 55 - Kansas is a well balanced team but Memphis came out fighting. Amid the Derrick Rose scandal and losing Calipari, it was expected that the Tigers would fold. I'm not saying Memphis will win 30 games again but I don't think they'll give up and lose a ton of games this year.

(22) Clemson 79, Liberty 39 - Why did they play this game? Oh, cupcake game. Got it.

(20) Louisville 96, Arkansas 66 - Remember in the mid 90's when Arkansas was good at basketball? Corey Beck, Corliss Williamson, Scotty Thurman...that felt like about 1,000 years ago.

(2) Michigan State 75, Gonzaga 71 - I don't think I really like either team. I'm not sure though. Maybe I kinda like Gonzaga. It was a good game though.

(17) Oklahoma 72, LA Monroe 61 - The Post Blake Griffin era begins. Well it began on November 14th. LA Monroe can suck my balls. I'm getting bored doing this recap.

(10) Tennessee 124, N.C. Asheville 49 - I will pay anyone $100 if they can find information on recruiting violations committed by Bruce Pearl because I would love to get him fired. I can't stand the son of a bitch.

Also, I still can't believe UCLA lost to Fullerton.