Why is it anytime an athlete marries somebody with fame the headline is "[Insert sports acronym] Star to wed [insert celebrity that does not have their spinal cord attached to their head]."
The newest couple?
Carrie Prejean and NFL Star Kyle Boller
Kyle. Boller. Is. NOT. An. NFL. Star.
Boller's career numbers: 48 TDs, 50 INTs and a 70.6 rating.
Kyle plays in the NFL. He is much better at quarterbacking than I am. But he is no star.
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Carrie Prejean is engaged.
She's a breeder. This was her destiny. She was literally put here on earth to do nothing else but look hot, fuck and make babies. Remember this?
I really have nothing else to say about this marriage or the article. I don't care. I hope they live happily ever after. I only wanted to bitch about Kyle Boller being called an NFL Star, landing a girl I can't even get to give me a blow job in my dreams and I was looking for a reason to post the above video and the below picture.
Seriously though, her body is bringing it.
