I'm Ok With Pretty Girls Putting on Make-Up While Driving to Work

She's pretty. I have no idea who she is though.

I'm driving to work this morning and noticed a very attractive girl putting on make-up and my first reaction was "well she's making the world a better place."

You may ask "what are you talking about Joe" and my reply would be "shut up before I kick you in the nuts." Pretty girls looking pretty make me smile. I get excited seeing a pretty girl and knowing a pretty girl is taking care of herself is paramount to her existence.

If she was portly and perhaps ghoulish, I'd say put the make up away. No amount of make up will make you appealing and you are creating a road hazard.

So to review. If you are pretty, you are doing God's work when you put on make-up in your car. You should be commended and celebrated. If you're not pretty, keep your Goddamn eyes on the road and put away your make-up kit and the Ring Dings you most certainly have in your lap. We don't need you causing accidents.

Bitch.