Here's a Better Idea, Detective John Kimble

Good Ol' Fashion Racism

I got giddy reading this news article title:

Send California inmates to Mexico, says Schwarzeneger

SAN FRANCISCO (AFP) – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger suggested California could ease its crowded prison system by sending thousands of undocumented inmates to specially built jails in Mexico.

"I think that we can do so much better in the prison system alone if we can go and take, inmates for instance, the 20,000 inmates that are illegal immigrants that are here and get them to Mexico," Schwarzenegger said.

I'm not a politician. I'm no hero. I'm just a simple government employee working debits and credits and trying to pay his bills. I have family members who are immigrants. I have Mexican friends. I like Mexicans a lot. Something however needs to be done about all of these illegal immigrants.

I would like this opportunity to give Governor Arnold another plan. Actually, Obama should pay attention too. Mull this over and give me your opinion. You push forward a bill that would train American volunteers looking for employment to use guns properly. You then send other Americans who refuse to work with firearms and are struggling for work to build communes north of the Mexican border. You then build some shopping facilities and food eateries. You then pay the Americans who honed their gun skills from a few sentences ago to be 'Population Control.' Their job is to sit on the border and if any Mexicans attempt to cross over you shoot them dead with automatic weapons.

Now this may seem cruel, but please have an open mind. Word will spread that illegal immigrants need to go through proper channels if they wish to enter the country. Once they properly file for citizenship, meaning they will be subjected to the same taxes as every other American among other things, we will send a truck with 2-4 armed Americans once every month to a predetermined Mexican city to pick up all of the Mexicans who are now ready for their transport to America. You can only cross the border like this. We will have a sign on the front of the truck with different words. One to indicate a problem, one to indicate things are good, one as a decoy. When the armed Americans pick up the Mexicans they will check in each Mexican (we'll send mail correspondence with the documentation they need).

With my plan, there are a lot of positives. For starters, we're not killing people in America and there is a warning out. If you're trying to trespass (basically what illegal immigrants are doing), we have the right to deny your request...by putting bullets through your body. We no longer need to worry about illegal immigrants sneaking over and working jobs where they don't have to pay taxes. There is no fear of them committing crimes here and thus draining our penal system. So forget sending them to some Mexican prison. We have many Americans who would love to pick up the employment lost by illegal immigrants.

Additionally, we'll need more jobs for building homes and communes and putting more Americans to work at the border. We can have shifts of workers so the borders are covered all day. There will be people working at the living facilities and food courts. We are increasing the manufacturing of supplies (food, clothing, bullets) so that puts even more Americans to work. And on top of all of that, we don't have to deal with fucking illegal immigrants anymore.

The ACLU won't care because we're not hurting people in America. As long as nobody is carrying over a dog or goat that could get caught in the crossfire, PETA won't care. Besides, it isn't like we're trying to kill people. We are no different than the home owner with a "Beware of Dog" sign. It isn't our fault it you try to jump into our backyard and get your ass bit...or shot up with ammunition.

In my system everybody wins.

Who's with me?!?!