Why Are They Even Playing This Bowl - South Florida vs. Northern Illinois

20-5

Two schools. Two directions. Two painful to even pay attention to (yes I know grammatically it is "too" but I play by my own rules).

You'd think the top talent in Florida goes to Florida, not South Florida. You'd think the top talent in Illinois goes to Illinois, not Northern Illinois. In the game of cast offs and mediocre talent, I gotta go with South Florida cause they have to have more pure talent. Who the fuck would play at Northern Illinois?

Final Score: South Florida 30, Northern Illinois 7

Update: I'd rather receive a rectal exam than watch this game. After looking at the final score, my initial thought proved correct (Joe bends over)

Final Score: South Florida 27, Northern Illinois 3