Oooooooooooooh damn. You bastards know what's going down. The Hawkeyes are going to walk into the Orange Bowl and hump Georgia Tech until they say uncle. We're going to donkey punch them. We're going to strawberry shortcake them. I don't wanna hear shit about a fucking triple option. They have not seen a defense like Iowa (VaTech included). We're coming baby!
Not only are we going to the Orange Bowl, Tom Harkin, we're going to New Hampshire and we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York ... And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Yeaaaaaaah!!!
You can't stop us! You won't stop us!
The word is fight, fight, fight for Iowa
Let every loyal Iowan sing
The word is fight, fight, fight for Iowa
Until the walls and rafters ring. (Go Hawks!)
Come on and cheer, cheer, cheer for Iowa
We're gonna cheer until we hear the final gun
The word is fight, fight, fight for Iowa
Until the game is won.
This is a slam dunk. Take all of your money. Take the money from you child's college fund. Beg in the street for loose change. Mug an old lady and take her money. Take all of that money, hold it in your hands and call your bookie and say "I bet my entire existence on Iowa because they will win the Orange Bowl" and then sit back and watch your money double and triple while you enjoy a Hawkeye win!
Final Score: Iowa 30, Georgia Tech 10
Update: Oooooooh like you didn't know? Your ass better caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Final Score: Iowa 24, Georgia Tech 14
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