Ha! You are following the Tiger Woods story!

Tiger only likes white girls. You can't possibly know that unless you're engulfed in the story and see the girls he's been with.

Sorry Lovage. You know I love you.

Go Iowa.

She never signs on to post so who cares

Not like she is going to deny it. Plus she probably did.

Zombie Lovage slept with Tiger Woods

At least I bet she did.

Oh Tiger, Tiger, Tiger...

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns it's lonely eyes to you (Woo, woo, woo)