Enjoy Getting Hammered by Georgia Tech

And I've seen SOME of the pictures but no, I am not engulfed in anything Tiger Woods related.

Why Are We Creating Posts About This?

I'm hungry. I'm going to strap on the feeding bag and eat some grub. Also, Tiger doesn't like Asian chicks.

Zombie Lovage Did Not Sleep With Tiger Woods

Dick

I'm Tiger Fatigued

The snowball is rolling down the mountain and is getting larger with each hour it seems. I'm so bored of Tiger Woods already. I'm not the morality police. This isn't interesting to me at all. I don't care if he slept with every girl west of the Mason-Dixon Line. If I ever move up from haberdasher to Secretary of Morality for the United States of America I will be obligated to opine judgments and rulings. Until then, I pass on Tiger.