Jennifer Eating For A Party Of Five
The paparazzi took these pictures while Jennifer was away on vacation. Although I'm not the biggest proponent of their work (and yes responding to vacation pictures strikes me as partially tasteless too, so fuck me), the pictures are now in the public record leaving dicks like me to comment about her since we have nothing else better to do in our lives. The life of a haberdasher is quite boring I can tell you. Anyway, Mrs. Hewitt took umbrage with dicks like me pointing out she was bordering obese and responded:
About the Hawaii Photos...
This is the last time I will address this subject.
I bet you an autographed copy of "Can't Hardly Wait" this won't be the last time you address this subject.
I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.
That would be every girl who has ever walked on God's green earth.
A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.
Amen! Don't conform to society's pressures!
What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.
I'm also sick of people in America putting excess stock in appearance. Here is an actress who loves her portly body so why would she change it to placate the suggestions of superficial assholes?
To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini -- put it on and stay strong.
Xoxo
JLH
You tell them JLH! I Xoxo you too. It is infuriating to see these celebrities get criticized in the press for not looking like Victoria Secret mannequins and respond by losing a bunch of weight. Be proud of your body and don't change. I think it's fantastic that you're being yourself and happy about...
Jennifer Eating For 1/15th Of A Party
Oh. Fuck. Um, guess not. Please tell Shape magazine your thoughts newly thinned Jennifer?
Nearly two years after was she was criticized for showing off some cellulite while at the beach in Hawaii, Jennifer Love Hewitt is savoring the best revenge of all – baring a new, toned body ready for a bikini.
But what about you loving your body? You said that, remember? I just posted that quote a few lines above. Oh right. You were fat then. That doesn't count. Continue.
Also, you owe me an autographed copy of "Can't Hardly Wait."
But she admits that she still has insecurities about her figure.
So insecure that she only appeared mostly nude on the cover of a very popular magazine found on any 7-11 shelf in America as opposed to going full Hef and posing in Playboy.
"I'm a girl, after all!"...
In the first two pictures you looked like Cookie Monster.
...the actress, 30, tells the October issue of Shape, out this week. "For the most part, yeah, I'm happy with my body...
You said that when you were fat.
but there are days when I'm like, 'Ugh! Really? Why is it so hard to fit into my jeans?'
Because you were fat.
That's when I say to myself, 'I look this way because I'm supposed to. If we all looked the same, we'd be boring.' "
So to be different you decided to look like everybody else in Hollywood?
"I fall asleep feeling beautiful," she says.
In 2007 she fell asleep with onion rings hanging out of her mouth. Not so beautiful.
"Then, in the morning, before I leave the house, I say five things I love about myself, like 'You have really pretty eyes.'
Or "I'm blessed that I am pretty and was fortunate to have been in TV shows and in movies which aided the prepubescent masturbatory fantasies of young boys across America and that allows me to never get a real job and I can go running in Monaco for 40 minutes a day with my boyfriend because I have the money to do so and I think I currently have a show where I talk to dead people or something and maybe if I went to a four year institution of higher learning I wouldn't be speaking in run on sentences while I describe to people what I love about myself."
"That way I can go out into the world with that little bit of extra confidence. It's a feel-good protein shake in my back pocket in case someone messes with me that day."
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