Holiday Bowl - Arizona vs. Nebraska

10-4

Arizona is a Pac-10 team meaning they will lose. Nebraska can trot out their 1954 football team and they'll beat Arizona since Arizona won't stop them.

And Nebraska has Nndobmongblahblahoog Suh who is just incredible. If I had a Heisman vote, he'd have received it. How did he not get it? Oh right, voters are morons.

Final Score: Blackshirts 14, I hate you Miles Simon and Mike Bibby 3

Update: Shutout motherfucker. Don't be bringing that weak game in here

Final Score: Nebraska 33, Arizona 0