Payment for Services - Extradition of Heidi Montag

 

I still can't believe she has a fan base.

After watching this clip, I felt the need to reach out for help.

If anyone has any proof that Heidi Montag is an illegal alien and can be deported, I will pay you $1,000. I don't care whether this information was obtain legally or illegally.We need to get her out of America. She looks Norwegian. Can't we ship her to Norway?

She makes me feel like the terrorist won.

I Can't Believe Two People In Des Moines Bought Heidi Montag's Album

 Aaah! What is your appeal?

Resident mannequin and delusional barbie doll, Heidi Montag came short of her Thriller claim.

According to the Nielsen Soundscan, Heidi's album "Superficial"658 copies during its first week of release. Two of those 658 were purchased in Des Moines, IA.

To those two individuals, I will pray for your soul tonight. That's very unbecoming of an Iowan.