The Mother Fucking Grandmommy Of Them All: Poinsettia Bowl - Utah vs. California

1-3 and looking up.

So yesterday we reviewed the "Pac-10 has no defense" aphorism.

I drank way too much sake at sushi this afternoon.

Tedford teams are never ready to play. Utah wears the color red. Clearly Utah is king.

Final Score: Non-Utah Mormons 45 (why the fuck not), Cubbies 20

Update: I'm like butter on a soft roll bitches

Final Score: Utah 37, California 27

I'm moving on up to .500...