This Is Why It Pays To Own A Car

This is a dog. He is urinating.

Here are a string of text messages I received last night from ZombieLovage:

Zombie: Just got a text from a friend saying the dirty guy next to me on the bus is drinking urine out of a Gatorade bottle. And trust me, its urine.
Joe: Is he sure its urine
Zombie: He says oh yea, the smell
Joe: Maybe the hobo smells like urine not the drink
Zombie: He says the guy smells more like manure and parsley