Does this strike you as somewhat homosexual?
Ugh. I gotta get that image out of my head...
Oh yeah. Better. Much much better.
I enjoy eating bananas. They're a sweet fruit loaded with potassium, vitamins B6 and C. They are not only healthy for you, but tasty as well.
Still I can't run from the fact that every time I eat a banana, I get self conscious. Maybe it is because one of my ex's used to deep throat bananas in front of me to turn me on. Yes it turned me on, but now whenever I eat one I peer around to see whether someone is watching me or not. I don't want to stick one in my mouth because it feels like I'm giving it head. I now have gotten into the habit of cutting up bananas because I am way too freaked out over the fallacy (pun intended) that the act of eating a banana is kinda sorta gay.
I am not a homophobe. I know I like girls. But peeling a banana and eating it is no longer an option.
Does anyone else feel this way or am I simply incredibly abnormal?
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