And The Award For The Person Who Doesn't Have A Clue Goes To...

...envelope please?

[opens envelope]
[surprised look]

NOW President Terry O’Neill!

Terry wins for believing this ad encourages violence against women.



Here is the money quote from the LA Times:

NOW president Terry O’Neill said it glorified violence against women. “I am blown away at the celebration of the violence against women in it,” she said. “That’s what comes across to me even more strongly than the anti-abortion message. I myself am a survivor of domestic violence, and I don’t find it charming. I think CBS should be ashamed of itself.”

Terri, this advertisement features Tim Tebow, a guy who:

A. Spends his summers giving circumcisions to little Filipino boys
B. Respects his faith so much that he has chosen to abstain from sex until marriage - which by the way, given the bevy of talent around the University of Florida is arguable the greatest example of self control seen by human eyes
C. Is God's go to boy (besides the Pope)

If you think the commercial in any way glorifies violence against women then you are bat shit fucking crazy.