I thought since we're an ecumenical blog - and I'm using ecumenical in the contemporary sense relating to ubiquitous religious unity - we should acknowledge the religions of:
Ahl-e Haqq, All indigenous traditional African religions, All indigenous traditional American religions, All indigenous traditional Eurasian religious, All indigenous traditional Oceania/Pacific religions, African diasporic religions, Ancient Near Eastern Polytheism, Anglicanism, Ayyavazhi, Bábism, Buddhism, Cao Dai, Catholicism, Cheondoism, Confucianism, Bahá'í Faith, Esotericism, Gnosticism, Hellenistic Polytheism, Hinduism, Indo-European Polytheism, Islam, Jainism, Judaism, Left-Hand Path, Magick, LDS, Mandaeans and Sabians, Mysticism, Neopaganism, New Age, Persian religions, Protestantism, Rastafari movement, Restorationism, Samaritanism, Seicho-no-Ie, Shinto, Shinshukyo, Sikhism, Tenrikyo, Taoism, Unitarian Universalism, Yazidism
All of you have some sort of hierarchy of Atheism (well I guess Atheism is on its own, independent of the above religions), Deism, Henotheism, Monolatrism, Panentheism, Panentheism or some sort of gremlin or sorcerer or furry night being (wolf?) or something that you honor and revere. I am confident that your God or Gods (or non Gods since I guess Atheism doesn't have a God but they believe in the natural order of things and presumably believe dinosaurs existed so we'll say God, Gods or Dinosaurs) would not tap out if in the clutches of Brock Lesner since all of those beings are immortal and infinite in power.
Except dinosaurs. They died out. Well Jesus died too. But he came back. So not all are infinite. How old was Moses when he died? I think he was like 120. I bet he took real good care of himself. Muhammad was in his 60's when he expired. He should have had a healthier diet. Although I'm not sure what the life expectancy rate was in the 600's. There's a chance he lived longer than most people of that era but I'm too lazy to look the numbers up.
So there you go, all of your religions/religious groups are equally capable of kicking out of submission holds and not tapping out.
I hope everybody is happy.
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