An Open Letter To Penn State

HAHAHA! Fail!












A.J. Wallace - "Hey Drew"
Drew Anderson - "Yeah AJ"
AW - "I think we need to do some tackling drills on Tuesday"
DA - "I think you're right. This isn't how you're suppose to tackle"
AW - "Why did anyone think we were a Top 5 team?"
DA - "Cause we beat Syracuse"
AW - "I think the last time Syracuse was a national threat Jim Brown was their running back"
DA - "Shit. We're probably going to fall in the rankings"
AW - "Definitely. You think we should get back to tackling [Brandon] Wegher?"
DA - "Na he flew over us. Let's just lay here in shame"
AW - "I really want to go to the Creamery right now and get some ice cream"
DA - "Me too. You think Joe Pa want to come with us?"
AW - "Negative. He's 219 years old. It's way past his bed time."
DA - "Ha. Jokes about Coach Paterno's age. So original. That's why I like doing face plants on the field with you. You're so original you don't even know. You're like the King of Original"


Dearest Penn State,

How does Hawkeye ass taste?

Signed,

Iowa